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“My Parents Said I Could Be Anything” TeeThis shirt features the bold and unapologetic phrase: My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole. Designed for those with sharp humor and zero filters, this tee delivers sarcasm loud and clear. Its perfect for people who embrace their personality, dont take life too seriously, and arent afraid to say what everyone else is thinking. Bold, sarcastic humor Perfect for casual wear or statement outfits Clean text based design with strong
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★★★★★ 5
LOVE THESE TEES!
Color: 2001olive, Size: Large
Wonderful quality and fit. They was like a dream and ready for hanging or easy folding.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Perfect color
Color: 2001pink, Size: Large
Purchased for my husband to match a pair of his tennis shoes, and the color was perfect. The shirt fits my husband well. Purchased a Lg, 5'5, 180lbs.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Good for the amount paid
Color: 2001olive, Size: Medium
Love the fit, unfortunately fabric quality is not the best. Color might fade soon and shrinks after wash a little
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Comfortable
Color: 2001black, Size: Large
Very comfortable fits nicely
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Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great shirts!
Color: 2001black, Size: X-Large
This particular company makes high quality shirts that I have never been unsatisfied with!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2025
